Utterly deranged

I’m deranged with lack of sleep today. One of the side effects of pregnancy for Emily is insomnia, so sleep has been a bit intermittent for a few nights. I suppose it’s good practice for when the baby arrives! There are two blokes at work who became fathers recently and they’re both shambling around like extras from a John Romero movie. I’d almost forgotten that particular experience.

In fact, I’m SO tired that I’ve been incapable of saying the words ‘Keith Chegwin’ correctly. I keep saying ‘Chief Kegwin’. I imagine Chief Kegwin would be an alcoholic Amerindian who pisses himself.