Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Let's not forget Jesus

Been thinking about Easter Bank Holiday, DIY and Our Lord. If Jesus’ cross had been made by IKEA, I believe he’d have had a good chance of survival. For one thing, the Allen key always gets lost (I can picture the Roman centurion frantically searching for it amongst the packaging). For another, I doubt MDF with beech wood veneer could support an adult man’s weight.

As for the product name? Snöggikröss seems likely. Krucifix doesn't seem stupid enough...

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