Feeble Cries from the Hotbox

The suspense has continued to taqntalise at Fitzport towers as the boy’s due date passed without his arrival. As you know, I’d kind of hoped that he’d leave his entrance until after England’s listless, depressing World Cup campaign was over, so if he can get a move on that'd be grand.

It’s far too hot to have anything of interest to say. I will attempt to scrape together some wit tomorrow.